The E-magazine for Lesbians with a Sense of Humor
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Welcome to the online humor habitat of GAY – the e-magazine for
lesbians with a sense of humor. At GAY, our mission is to provide a
creative outlet for lesbians who specialize in humor, whether their
talents lie in writing, cartooning, photography, stand up, or some other
form of humor with which we are presently unfamiliar (but to which we
are highly receptive).
When thinking about GAY, envision Erma Bombeck in her heyday driving
a Subaru with a rainbow bumper sticker (and sporting a far cooler
wardrobe). That’s what we’re going for with GAY – lesbian-penned
humor essays, with a smattering of artwork thrown in to render the e-
zine more visually stimulating.
At GAY, we also want to use the e-zine and web site as a publicity forum
for lesbian stand up comics and other performers/artists. We’ll feature
tour dates in the e-zine, with expanded information available online.
Thanks for visiting the site. We hope you’ll take a look around, like what
you see, and come back soon.
lesbians with a sense of humor. At GAY, our mission is to provide a
creative outlet for lesbians who specialize in humor, whether their
talents lie in writing, cartooning, photography, stand up, or some other
form of humor with which we are presently unfamiliar (but to which we
are highly receptive).
When thinking about GAY, envision Erma Bombeck in her heyday driving
a Subaru with a rainbow bumper sticker (and sporting a far cooler
wardrobe). That’s what we’re going for with GAY – lesbian-penned
humor essays, with a smattering of artwork thrown in to render the e-
zine more visually stimulating.
At GAY, we also want to use the e-zine and web site as a publicity forum
for lesbian stand up comics and other performers/artists. We’ll feature
tour dates in the e-zine, with expanded information available online.
Thanks for visiting the site. We hope you’ll take a look around, like what
you see, and come back soon.
| GAY VIDEO OF THE DAY |
| GAY CARTOON OF THE DAY |
| GAY'S 7 SILLY QUESTIONS WITH COMEDIAN AND GAY COLUMNIST ELLEN MOSCHETTO |
At GAY, we're pretty sure that if you ask silly questions to silly people, the
end result will be hilarity. Check in often to see which of GAY's featured
comedians or staff are weighing in with their answers to our 7 Silly
Questions. This week, Comedian and GAY columnist Ellen Moschetto takes
the challenge.
end result will be hilarity. Check in often to see which of GAY's featured
comedians or staff are weighing in with their answers to our 7 Silly
Questions. This week, Comedian and GAY columnist Ellen Moschetto takes
the challenge.
1. What would we find in your refrigerator right
now?
Food that leads one to believe I eat healthy and
gluten-free, like fruit and millett grain bread. The McD's
bags and wrappers in the garbage can tell the real
story, though.
2. Which super power would you like to have and
why?
Fat burning powers. It sounds vain, but I would help
others. I'd be way safer and less painful than
liposuction, too!
3. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do
you think the title would be?
Downward Facing Douche. (Struggling for a Zen mind in
a Zany World).
4. What do you think is the most important part of a
sandwich?
Structure. When ingredients fall out the sides, or shoot
out the back I get irritated, and enjoy the food
experience less.
5. Does your toilet paper roll over or under?
Over. When I visit people who roll under, I change it to
over too. I'm that passionate about rolling over.
6. How many golf balls can fit inside a school bus?
Is it un-PC to point out that the number will be different
for a short bus?
7. If you were going to the moon, what would you
take?
My cat, Sugar, and astronaut pens and notebooks to
write...and your mom.
now?
Food that leads one to believe I eat healthy and
gluten-free, like fruit and millett grain bread. The McD's
bags and wrappers in the garbage can tell the real
story, though.
2. Which super power would you like to have and
why?
Fat burning powers. It sounds vain, but I would help
others. I'd be way safer and less painful than
liposuction, too!
3. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do
you think the title would be?
Downward Facing Douche. (Struggling for a Zen mind in
a Zany World).
4. What do you think is the most important part of a
sandwich?
Structure. When ingredients fall out the sides, or shoot
out the back I get irritated, and enjoy the food
experience less.
5. Does your toilet paper roll over or under?
Over. When I visit people who roll under, I change it to
over too. I'm that passionate about rolling over.
6. How many golf balls can fit inside a school bus?
Is it un-PC to point out that the number will be different
for a short bus?
7. If you were going to the moon, what would you
take?
My cat, Sugar, and astronaut pens and notebooks to
write...and your mom.
| Look for our new issue on April 1, 2010 featuring GAY's exclusive interview with comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer |
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